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#LateNightRant Don’t Come to the Thursday Wynwood Art Walk

#LateNightRant

Stop ruining my art walks.

So, I went to the Thursday Wynwood Art Walk for the first time tonight, and I have to say I love it. But, you don’t come. You wannabes. You posers. You scenesters. If you just come to Wynwood because everyone else does. If you just come to eat and drink. Don’t come on Thursday. We don’t want you. We don’t like you. We want the lovers, the freaks, the artists, the creatives. We want those who come here to learn and experience the art. These are the true people of soul. The true Soul Of Miami. The rest of you, stay in your herd and don’t ruin my Thursday art walk like you did my second Saturday.

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How Not to Photograph Art

So, today I was at the South Miami Art Festival taking photos, as usual, for Soul Of Miami. As I was shooting one section, a woman started hollering from across the street, “Please don’t take pictures of the art!” Before I continue, let me show you the photo I was taking at the time.

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You will note that I have blurred out the actual art. Anyway, she was all apologetic, saying, “this is not a gallery, but it is a gallery,” but inside I was like, “YES! Finally!” As you know, I am a creator of arts events, a curator, and an art enthusiast. I HATE it when people photograph art. Yes, hate. I think it is a completely douchebag thing to do. (The only exception is if you are a professional reviewer shooting for a physical publication and you clear it with the artist first).

Later that day, I was speaking with an artist manager friend of mine and this person told the story of one of the other artists showing at the festival who had been dropped from his gallery because his artwork had been showing up all over Facebook. This is not a joke. When you take one of those straight-on, carefully held, nicely framed photos of a piece of art, you are, essentially, stealing from the artist. Like the image? BUY IT.

Now, you might say, “But Jaaaaaaaaaames, you are always photographing art.” Right, so let me show you the acceptable ways to photograph artwork. And, let me be clear, these are only somewhat acceptable. Even I feel a little uncomfortable doing these, but since it is my job to showcase the event, it is necessary. If the artist asks you not to do it, then don’t.

Here is the first one: “The Angle”
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Shoot the art from off to the side. The flattened 2-dimensional angle makes it harder for people to reproduce. People still get the feeling of the art, but without making it easy for people to steal the image. Honestly, this one is a little too straight on for me, but it was a long week and I was not as careful as I usually try to be.

Another one I like, “We Love Art”
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A nice shot of people enjoying, and partially obscuring the art. Again, it gives the viewer an idea of what the art looks like, without making it easy to reproduce. Another reason I like it is because it shows people enjoying the work.

Here is a fun one, “The Contemplative”
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This is one I love. A side on shot of someone really getting into the piece. It’s so cool to see people moved by a work.

So, are you getting the idea? The idea is to give the viewer a feeling for what the art looks like, and for what the event itself looks like, without making it easy to steal the image.

Now, this is a super awesome way to photograph the art: “The Collector”
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You see what she’s doing there? She is photographing the artist info for the piece of art, so she can look it up later. That is an AWESOME thing to do!

So, to keep in context with the subject of this writing, here are not one, but three examples of how not to photograph the art: “The DoucheFans”
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Maybe we’ll call it two and a half negative examples. The woman in the gray pants seems to be doing “The Angle”, so that might be okay. But, the other two, definitely uncool. If you like it that much, buy it!

And here we go: “The Thief”
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“Ooooh, I love this piece! I’m going to make it my wallpaper! I’m just going to snap a quick pic and share it with all my friends! Who cares if the artist can’t eat this week.” Super-uber-not-cool. Stop. Doing. This.

I’m not going to get into the, “but it could help them promote their work” nonsense, so don’t even try. Unless you are a true influencer or reviewer, your taking their work without permission and using it as your Facebook cover or phone wallpaper is NOT going to help them sell more work, believe me. It is just nonsense rationalization.

So, I hope you are getting my point. As we come up to another Art Basel, I think it is time we all consider being a little more considerate of the hard work and struggle that many artists have. If you love their work, tell them, don’t take it for yourself. They will love it if you come up and tell them how much you like their work. And don’t worry, they aren’t going to try to hard sell you on it. If you have a friend who might want to purchase it, pick up a card, don’t snap a pic. Let’s help keep the arts flourishing because, you know, Life Is Art.

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Social Post October 20, 2013 at 11:27PM

#LateNightRant – Want to get on my bad side? Here’s a quick way. When you see me out at some event with a full plate of food about to chow down, just go ahead and come up and start telling me your life story. Yeah, that’s what I like, I’ll just stand here holding a big plate of food, salivating all over it, while it gets cold, listening to you prattle on about your week.

I mean, seriously? This is so rude.

Sure, if I am just grabbing one of those micro-appetizers that some places serve, okay, come say hi, AFTER I have swallowed. But, if I have a full (not empty) plate, that’s probably a really good indication that I am starving. At least have the courtesy to give me five minutes to wolf down a little sustenance before launching into your most recent awesome story. It’s just plain common courtesy!

I am sure that your ever-so-important bit of information will be just as riveting a few minutes from now. I can GUARANTEE you that you will have much more of my attention if I am not standing over a full plate of food with my stomach growling and my head pounding from hunger. If we do happen to bump into each other, say hi, say “I’ll talk to you after you eat,” then walk away. But don’t make me stand there for 10 minutes with a full plate of food.

And, if I ever do that to you, you have my complete permission to look down at your food, look up at me, give me the stink-eye and turn right around. I totally will not take offense. via Facebook

Social Post October 06, 2013 at 11:31AM

#ProTip: Do not lie to your customers. You may think it is a good idea in the short-term, but it can burn you in the long-run. You would think this would be obvious, but apparently it is not.

Last night, we got home hungry and exhausted, so we decided to order pizza delivery. We called our (previously) favorite delivery place and asked how long it would be. They said it would be 30-35 minutes.

After 45 minutes, we called them to ask where it was. They said it was out for delivery and would be there withing 5 minutes. After 15 more minutes, we called again. Again, will be here within 5 minutes. Finally, 15 minutes after that, we called and told them to cancel it. We had waited an hour and fifteen minutes for a 35 minute delivery.

Either they were lying about the fact that our pizza was out for delivery, or it had been driving around for at least 30 minutes. Our place is literally three minutes from the restaurant by scooter.

Needless to say, we will not be ordering from that place again, even though we love their pizza. Had they told us up front that it would be over an hour, we might not have ordered it right then, but we would certainly have continued to order from them in the future. Instead, they have lost a customer.

I guess this probably a #LateNightRant, even though I was too tired to post it last night. via Facebook

#LateNightRant: Facebook is not an invitation service

#LateNightRant : A Facebook invite is NOT an invitation. When I say, “Sorry, I did not hear about your event,” I often get the, “But, I sent you an invitation,” answer. Then it turns out that invitation was on Facebook. Hah.

Has anyone done any tracking on the response rate to Facebook invitations? I hardly ever even look at mine, and even if I do, it is usually on the day of, not ahead of time. Does anyone else look at their invitations closely? Maybe it is just me because I get so many.

But, if you cannot even bother to stick me on your email list (everyone else has), I dunno what to tell you. I just find Facebook invitations to be so impersonal. And they are so easy to ignore.

Not that I recommend not using them. They are good because they are easy for people to share with each other, to encourage their friends to go. (Not that I really believe that happens much). But, it is more as a support format, and it should not be the primary.

Cultivate your email list. It is still your bread and butter.

And for those who want to actually reach NEW people, remember that Google does not index Facebook. If someone is Googling for your event or something like it, your Facebook invite will not show up. Use the other sites available to you and post your events there, too. There are plenty of them.

That is all, just a rant against people who rely too heavily on Facebook invites.

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